Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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