so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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