Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
You can't special order awesome
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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