I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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