but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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