I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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