I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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