Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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