Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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