Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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