Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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