that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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