I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
