One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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