I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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