You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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