I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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