whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
