i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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