I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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