Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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