First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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