What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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