we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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