just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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