I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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