Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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