I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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