Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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