Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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