In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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