oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
its not stalking. its research.
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HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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