I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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