I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i would punch a child for taco bell
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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