I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I just forgot I was standing up.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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