I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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