btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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