There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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