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Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you traded sex for a burrito?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??