That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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