ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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