Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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