doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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