The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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