Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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