That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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