I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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