all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
She needs sedatives and a leash
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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