just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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