He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
