Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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