Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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