he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i think i have two assholes
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Randomize
