i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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